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2025 Roasts and Resolutions

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5 most recent resolutions

Stop walking around shirtless in public.

stop planning your funeral before your first date

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Practice empathy with every tweet.

Learn to express joy without referencing fictional characters.

Adopt a pet rock as your emotional support.