You should definitely start a plant collection because at least they’ll actually grow, unlike your social skills. I mean, you’ve got so many dead ideas floating around, it’s like a graveyard for bad decisions. Maybe if you give those plants some water, they'll actually thrive—unlike your attempts at making friends. Don't worry; even if you neglect them, they’ll still be more vibrant than your personality.
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2025 love life predictions
hookups
2
heartbreaks
46
relationships
2
situationships
18
With 18 situationships and only 2 hookups, it sounds like your love life is the ultimate survival horror game—lots of jump scares and no happy endings. At this rate, you should just start charging admission for all the heartbreaks; it's basically a soap opera in the making. If only your love life had a better plot twist than 'ghosted again.' But hey, if you keep it up, at least you can write a memoir titled 'How to Fall in Love with Everyone and End Up Alone.'